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[wybrows]

Oz... Oz is actin' all weird. He's callin' me Matilda and not Tilly and he's not even singin' Waltzing Matilda along with it. And... he keeps tellin' me to call him daddy.

Matilda, love, who's that on the phone? Don't tell me you're talking to a boy!

Help me.

[ Guess who else is suffering from Australia's recent droning? Later on, you can see

Comments

[thatsnotaknife]

Matilda, you know the rules. No talking on the phone until you're done with your homework!

[wybrows]

I am done, Oz. [ This is a lie. And she will keep calling him that because calling him Brooke is weird and never ever daddy. ]

And you know you can't set rules for me. I'm an adult!

[thatsnotaknife]

Oh, you kids. You try to grow up so fast. Ha. Ha. Ha.

[wybrows]

I'm fifty. Remember? And you're real old too. And not my dad.

Did your ear bein' gone finally get to ya and now you're insane?

[timidbraveheart]

What do you need help with, Wy?

[wybrows]

Help me knock some sense into Oz or keep me company so I don't kill him.

[timidbraveheart]

Dunno if I could do the first, but I'll come over if you want!

[wybrows]

It's not like I really want it... But Archy needs the company, so come over.

[mr_blandy_bland]

Is he droned again?

[wybrows]

This happened before?

[mr_blandy_bland]

I think he was droned the same time I was...when we ran into Grady at the library...

[wybrows]

That... that means he'll get better, right? Soon?

[kurasuprincessu]

I thought your name was Wy.

[wybrows]

It is! But countries have human names too, so mine's Matilda Kelly. It's real stupid, though, so I demand to be called Wy.

[kurasuprincessu]

I think they are both good names, Wy.

[wybrows]

W-well... I guess it's not so bad if someone calls me Mattie. But no one's allowed to call me Tilly, even if Oz is stupid and does it anyway.

[giita]

Are boys not allowed to use the phones?

[wybrows]

... What?

[giita]

That's what the guy said!

[wybrows]

... Ya only focus on that when I got a real problem on my hands?!