Things I Am No Longer Allowed to Do

[wxgeek]

#2972: When confronted with a story about a Crestview man dousing his live-in girlfriend with rubbing alcohol and setting her on fire, I am not allowed to refer to the victim as "a hunk of burning love", particularly in the comments attached to the article.

Comments

[evilegg]

That's so awesome.
Good job.

[molly_diane]

Clearly, she did not THINK.

[wxgeek]

clearly :D