Ceci n'est pas une pipe.

[wwidsith]

Having a baby is supposed to make you think about your own maturity. Many expectant parents of my acquaintance decided to put away childish things - they cut back on the drinking, cancelled their bimonthly order for a quarter of Moroccan, and started going to bed at nine thirty to examine the footnotes to What to Expect when You're Expecting. I was

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[rosamicula]

I enjoyed reading that so much I quite fancy a pipe, now; well, i quite fancy having all the accoutrements. But it did remind me of a terrible faux pas I made in grumpy old Normandy when I was living there, and forgot 'baiser' the verb was a lot stronger than 'baisees' the noun, and declared, when kissing an elderly man good evening, that he was really lucky because I didn't usually fuck men with beards.

[wwidsith]

Words to live by, Rosamicula, words to live by.

[herself_nyc]

Of course pipe smoke IS just what a newborn needs to prime the lungs for a lifetime's breathing.

[wwidsith]

That special moment when they blow their first smoke-ring..

[herself_nyc]

And the pipe-stem doubles as a teething ring, thereby saving you money on infant accoutrements.

[norabird]

I laughed extensively reading this. Your child will be able to write a fabulous memoir someday of her eccentric father.

[wwidsith]

Thanks. I think.

[weofodthignen]

ROFLMAO. Seriously, I pity the baby's lungs! But ROFLMAO.