Comments | ww_macgyver_do: Went for a lovely walk and learned...

ww_macgyver_do

Went for a lovely walk and learned...

Jan 25, 2006 18:01

Ducks are *almost* as funny as elephants.

Comments 12

jon_quinn January 25 2006, 18:14:50 UTC

Elephants have trunks. Halarious.

Elephants *are* funny.

ww_macgyver_do January 25 2006, 18:17:46 UTC

Mallards have green heads.

jon_quinn January 25 2006, 18:21:13 UTC

Dolphins have prehensile cocks.

QUACK! ww_macgyver_do January 26 2006, 11:08:44 UTC

( ... )

hullosqueeze January 25 2006, 18:21:45 UTC

A duck stole my sandwich once, on a girl guide's day out.

Traumatised.

blurry_lines January 25 2006, 18:30:17 UTC

There are ninja ducks. Silent, black, deadly. They like blueberry muffins.

hullosqueeze January 25 2006, 18:32:37 UTC

They are probably meeting as I speak, plotting my demise.

rudedoodle January 25 2006, 21:51:22 UTC

Geese are funnier.

ww_macgyver_do January 26 2006, 10:36:33 UTC

The actual word 'geese' is pretty awesome.

Say it out loud. Again!

blurry_lines January 25 2006, 22:33:20 UTC

They are definately organised. Swimming in V-formations and all that. Like a small duck mafia. Geese can be funny..or really really scary when they are chasing you.

ww_macgyver_do January 26 2006, 11:09:52 UTC

They quack me up.

Sorry.

*kills self*

caro1yn January 26 2006, 18:57:56 UTC

there was a program on last night about an elephant orphanage in nairobi.

elephants are definitely better than ducks. at least, baby ones are.