M. Night Fail: Batteries Not Included.

Feb 17, 2011 15:51

Hey guys. I'm ladyhadhafang, and I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. /Sorry, Nash. :)

Kind of running low on Shyama-wank to present to you, but...I'll try my best.



My Fail, Let Me Show You Eet... )

casting, nicola peltz, jackson rathbone, reviews, sokka, so much fail, non-avatard opinions, dev patel, zuko, shyamalan, people like this?, noah ringer, james newton howard, katara, fire nation

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yukinoomoni February 18 2011, 16:52:59 UTC
Oh my.... did you see at the bottom of the first article? He ~called us out~.

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ladyhadhafang February 18 2011, 16:59:00 UTC
*Heroic BSODs*

I...guess that's my cue to go over there and apologize, right? :(

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keithmex17 February 18 2011, 18:29:25 UTC
NOPE.

When someone clearly misunderstands the meaning of the word 'hatred', you have no obligation to apologize. This comm isn't a super secret club, there is nothing stopping the blogger from getting an lj account and hashing it out with us rather than firing salvos at us in their comment section.

TLA is not just a shitty adaption, it's a clumsily made movie on its own right. People who go in to this movie without being familiar with the source material would be utterly lost. LAWST. The viewer cannot make an emotional connection with the characters. It's a gigantic heap of exposition after exposition with terribly coordinated action scenes strewn throughout. It's going to sweep the razzies.

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ladyhadhafang February 18 2011, 18:45:43 UTC
Thank you. :)

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teacup_werewolf February 18 2011, 19:29:35 UTC
The man is the most blind ass I have ever met. I wonder how long he been blowing M. Night's e-dick.

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ladyhadhafang February 18 2011, 19:34:44 UTC
My thoughts exactly. :/

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yarnlass February 19 2011, 01:13:53 UTC
I've just been reading the comments, and now there's no way I'm actually going to read the links above. I would get way to mad, I think.

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ladyhadhafang February 19 2011, 01:34:02 UTC
*Hugs you*

Good decision, my friend. :)

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ladyhadhafang February 19 2011, 01:46:56 UTC
Jonas Kyratzes replied to my comment. Unfortunately, it's still a goldmine of fail. :/

*Relevant thoughts cut*

"I have a problem with the “ooh Shyamalan aha twists shit ahahaa” meme, by which the movies he’s made, which are all quite unique, get tossed into the same pot and dismissed without consideration, or in which he is absurdly painted as “arrogant” for trying to realize his artistic vision...If Michael Bay simply made headless popcorn movies, I would have no problem with him. But his movies are essentially fascist propaganda, weapon fetishization mixed with crude racist stereotypes, and I strongly believe in speaking out against these things."

Oh sweet mother of Jesus...

Palpatine, hook a girl up, will you? DX

http://palpatinenonono.ytmnd.com/

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