Comments | wtf_tla: SHAMAWOW spews *MOAR BULLSHIT*

yarnlass in wtf_tla

SHAMAWOW spews MOAR BULLSHIT

Aug 16, 2010 17:40

WARNING: I FEEL THAT THIS PARTICULAR INTERVIEW, THOUGH ONLY 2 MINUTES OR SO IN LENGTH, IS FILLED WITH AT LEAST 70% MORE RAGE-INDUCING WTF-WORTHY SHAMWOW TRADEMARKED NONSENSE. AVOID IF YOU HAVE HEART PROBLEMS OR IF YOU ARE ALREADY HAVING A SHITTY DAY; THIS WILL MAKE NEITHER OF THEM ANY BETTER.

www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/culturevideo/filmvideo/ ( Read more... )

shyamalan, videos, so much fail

Comments 36

(The comment has been removed)

dietotaku August 16 2010, 23:57:09 UTC

i REALLY wish i could remember which episode of the daily show that was from... i want to say either the 2004 election results or the passing of prop 8...

dietotaku August 17 2010, 00:16:09 UTC

from the looks of things he did several interviews in one day, like musical chairs, where each interviewer comes in, sits down, does their thing, leaves and then the next one comes through. it looks like the same room and everything ( ... )

caramellpwnd August 19 2010, 18:35:51 UTC

THIS

from now on instead of watching the interviews I'm just gonna read your posts

BECAUSE I WILL EXPLODE IF I HEAR HIS VOICE EVER AGAIN

full_metal_ox August 28 2010, 20:35:49 UTC

that is BAD PACING, not just "foreign" pacing or whatever the fuck.

Compare with the action-packed pacing in such "foreign" (i.e., non-U.S.) films as both Zu Warriors movies, Kung Fu Hustle, or Shaolin Soccer. (And I'd have entrusted TLA unquestioningly to the hands of Tsui Hark or Stephen Chow.)

dietotaku August 28 2010, 20:39:15 UTC

oh my god, a stephen chow version of TLA? i would've soaked the seat.

zamkenobi August 17 2010, 00:29:21 UTC

OP, your icon is very appropriate. I love it.

European sensibility? What does that even mean? Since when do film critics only like American films? I realize there can be a culture difference, but good movies cross cultures. You know, assuming there's even "European sensibilities" in his films :/

automatic_love August 17 2010, 00:42:13 UTC

This douche just can't accept the fact that his movies suck donkey balls. Anyone have any reviews from Japan? The ones from the UK are as disastrous as the US ones.

This one made me lol irl : "I particularly treasured one bad guy's wondrously stilted attempt to express human sympathy: 'Again, I offer my condolences on your nephew burning to death in that terrible accident.'

It's astonishing that Shyamalan was able to get a project of any size into production after The Lady In The Water and The Happening.

Terrifyingly, he is threatening to make two Airbender sequels. Can no one stop him?

Under the circumstances, it's hard to know what more to say, except: 'Paramount, again I offer my condolences on your motion picture burning to death in this terrible accident.'"http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/reviews/article-1302609/The-Last-Airbender-From-The-Sixth-Sense-total- ( ... )

zamkenobi August 17 2010, 01:04:18 UTC

Under the circumstances, it's hard to know what more to say, except: 'Paramount, again I offer my condolences on your motion picture burning to death in this terrible accident.'"

( ... )

In happier news, though... cammalot August 22 2010, 04:47:08 UTC

... damn if Dev Patel's eyes don't look gorgeous in that poster. (Which carries "massive angst, dainty smudge" irony all on it's own, yes. I'm looking on the bright side of life.)

(The comment has been removed)

Re: OMFG. caramellpwnd August 19 2010, 23:26:12 UTC

SHAMALLAMA EVEN MAKES JOO DEE SAD D: