And how many of these live in Australia? None of them! Where do all but one live? South America!
Really, I don't know why Australia cops so much. Brazil is where you go if you want to be fucked up by some exotic creature. They've got them all, big creatures that will fuck you up, and tiny little creatures that will fuck you up even more.
I'll stay here with my spiders and snakes thanks. We're scared of Brazil.
I was bitten twice by a bullet ant, but I don't remember any warning shriek. Apparently the pain is worse for men (on the order of 24 hours of pain) because of some synergistic reaction with testosterone, but I was in agony for 8 solid hours.
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Really, I don't know why Australia cops so much. Brazil is where you go if you want to be fucked up by some exotic creature. They've got them all, big creatures that will fuck you up, and tiny little creatures that will fuck you up even more.
I'll stay here with my spiders and snakes thanks. We're scared of Brazil.
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For killer crocs, snakes, jellyfish, sharks, a poisonous MAMMAL... AND some nasty bugs as well, you go to Australia.
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Great post!
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