Comments | wtf_nature: I hope they name it Jesus

dracadancer in wtf_nature

I hope they name it Jesus

Oct 10, 2008 12:03

Virginia shark's pup a 'virgin birth'Scientists have confirmed the second case of a "virgin birth" in a shark ( Read more... )

sharks, shark

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orwellian_trash October 10 2008, 18:48:56 UTC

HE'S BACK

AND THIS TIME JESUS IS A SHARK!

THE FIRST TIME HE DIED FOR YOUR SINS

NOW HE'LL DIE FOR YOUR ... FINS!

SHARK JESUS! ONLY IN THEATRES THIS CHRISTMAS.

Rated PG-13, contains scenes of moderate violence and sexual imagery.

beyondcrazy4you October 10 2008, 19:10:19 UTC

Best ever.

basepair October 10 2008, 22:48:51 UTC

This plus the thread about shark jesus on land = win.

sabazinus October 10 2008, 19:11:06 UTC

That is awesome. At least they aren't suddenly developing lungs to breathe oxygen out of the water and legs.

king October 10 2008, 19:16:44 UTC

That would be so badass.

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sabazinus October 10 2008, 19:26:19 UTC

Oh man, I used to watch that cartoon.

glddaisy October 10 2008, 20:01:31 UTC

oh god..lool..my brother used to have toys of the blue+purple striped one and I think the brown spotted one.

lolstreetsharks

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china_kitty October 10 2008, 21:18:03 UTC

I remembered that a species of lizard had done the same thing.

loveshercoffee October 10 2008, 21:30:05 UTC

At first I was like, "Oh, how cool - just like those lizards!"

Then it sunk in and I was like, "Whoa, holdonaminute - a shark is a goddamn mammal!"

phineus October 10 2008, 21:47:59 UTC

hahaha what

basepair October 10 2008, 22:49:33 UTC

Then it sunk in "No, sharks aren't mammals!" Right?

mushroom_maiden October 11 2008, 01:24:52 UTC

roffle

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gemfyre October 10 2008, 23:38:04 UTC

The Komodo Dragon did it first. (In a setting where humans could witness/study it).