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[fluffpot]

Hello. I emerge from lurking to bring you tales of...well, seal rape.

Comments

[eski]

Jesus christ, poor penguin! ;___;

[orwellian_trash]

This is quite ironic because I once blew a seal in my car. It was either that or get raped by it.

[gailan572]

My car was overheating, so I pulled into a Shell station. They said I'd blown a seal; I told them to fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it.

OK, I'm done paraphrasing Wet Dream now.

[petitfour]

Well if maybe that emperor penguin wasn't wearing a pair of suggestive high heeled penguin shoes it wouldn't have happened, amirite?

[vertelemming]

I, for one, am sick of this idea that it's the penguin's fault! Penguins should have the right to dress any way they want, without it being interpreted as an invitation! Seals should have more self-control around scantily clad penguins! EQUAL RIGHTS FOR FLIGHTLESS BIRDS!

[jennybunny]

That penguin was asking for it.

[mountain_hiker]

See? Bestiality isn't a human-only behavior. :P

[protoaxl]

I see we must keep an eye on you.