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[mymomishotter]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T CARVE THE HEART OUT OF A MUGGLE? IT SAID A HEART, IT DIDN'T SPECIFY. PLUS IT WILL BE FRESH.

NO ONE WILL MISS ONE MUGGLE.

Fine. I won't carve it out of a Muggle.

However...

Oh, Corner. I mean, Michael Gag. Come here for a second.

Comments

[xirishpride]

...What do you want with him?

[mymomishotter]

...Nothing. Go drink until you see stars. We need a few of them.

[xirishpride]

I don't think so, Blaise. I drank too much last night anyway.

[mymomishotter]

Oh, look. A case of Guinness. How convenient.

[corneredyou]

Yes?

[mymomishotter]

Take off your shirt and close your eyes.

[corneredyou]

W-Why?

[mymomishotter]

It's important to the mission and very... academic. Yes.
Trust me. I only want us to win. You know, good grades and all that rubbish.

[nottyourteddy]

Do it.

[mymomishotter]

How good are you with cleaning spells?

[nottyourteddy]

Not very good but if we can get one of the others drunk enough, we can convince them they did it in a drunken rage.

[mymomishotter]

Good thinking.

[gryffgenius]

I'm pretty sure Dumbledore did not intend for us to collect fresh hearts from anyone. Stop making excuses to maim muggles.

[mymomishotter]

He never said we couldn't, you wench. Besides, I've come up with a better solution that benefits us all. Move along.

[gryffgenius]

I'm positive that breaking Wizarding laws falls under the "obviously not okay" category.

[mymomishotter]

I am above the laws.