2011, the future's looking bright.

We're starting to get close to Christmas. There is one thing I have to say to any atheist or person of religious sect who intends to complain about Christmas:

Please open your business Christmas Day, especially if you are a grocery store. You will receive an exorbitant amount of customers, and therefore, profit.

Hockey is back!!!

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Welcome to the month of pregnancy in which a woman begins to look pregnant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNoV_kSe7Dk

I never thought I'd actually say this, but I feel like slitting my wrists.

It's absolutely terrific to know people judge each other by only the way they look...

In heaven there is no beer,
That's why we drink it here!
And when we're gone from here...
Our friends will be drinking all the beer!

Screwing up is my own worst enemy. Anything and everything. If any of you think I had mistreated with you when something wasn't done to satisfaction, I had likely went easy on you ( Read more... )

It really is the simple things in life that give the most meaning...