{SERIES} Danno's Rules
I don't even know where this came from - actually I do - but here it is. It might get better...it might get worse...but it's all I got.
If you think Steve's the only one with rules, you're sorely mistaken. Danny's got a list and he's not afraid to tell you, at great length, which rule you've broken
Preamble to the Rules
Rule #01 call and wait for back up
Rule #02 Ohana above all others
Rule #03 Anything involving Grace is to go through her father (or on the rare occasion, Steve)
Rule #04 A rescue mission to another country DOES NOT count as a vacation
Rule #05 When you have been tortured, you will allow your handsome Jersey partner to take care of you, and be clingy, without any complaints or insistence you are "just fine" (suggested by ciaimpala)
Rule #06 No jumping out of ambulances when you've got a gut wound. (suggested by tobyfan)
Rule #10 When it is your birthday, you celebrate (even if you don't like people fussing over you/can't remember the last time you had a birthday party/can't believe people could really care about you that much...STEVEN) (suggested by ciaimpala)
Rule #22 Steve must play with the dog at least once a week
Rule #23 The words "I thought we were doing a 'thing'" should NEVER mean kicking in a door.(see Rule 24 for clairification as to what "we're doing a thing" means). (suggested by michele659)
Rule #24 "Doing a thing" means we're having hot,sweaty sex in any conceivable place we can. (suggested by michele659)
Rule #25 Shark cages are safety equipment, not interrogation rooms. We do not throw people in shark cage. (suggested by jadenhunter)
Rule #26 Grace is never allowed to wear a bikini. If anyone ever buys her a bikini then rule #25 becomes null and void. (suggested by jadenhunter)
Rule #29 No driving fast on the edge of a cliff. (suggested by tobyfan)
Rule #30 The sounds of the ocean are meant for National Geographic specials and Disney movies, NOT a good night's rest. (suggested by caughtitonland)
Rule #33 Never shower alone. Always have a shower buddy :) (suggested by Anonymous)
Rule #35 No talking during (or mocking of)"Enemy Mine." (suggested by tobyfan)
Rule #39 No pineapple (or fruit of any kind) on pizza. (suggested by tobyfan)
Rule #52 You do not tell the person who OWNS the car what pictures he's allowed to have in the car. (suggested by michele659)
Rule #53 You NEVER tell the person who OWNS the car what radio station will be listened to. Especially not when the song is "Sexy Eyes."(No matter what you say Steve,the song is NOT catchy!) (suggested by michele659)
Rule #56 If you get your partner shot, you apologize
Rule #75 If Danno goes swimming, be prepared to follow proper police procedure
Rule #89 You DO NOT store live ordnance the car (despite what Steve thinks)
If you think Steve's the only one with rules, you're sorely mistaken. Danny's got a list and he's not afraid to tell you, at great length, which rule you've broken
Preamble to the Rules
Rule #01 call and wait for back up
Rule #02 Ohana above all others
Rule #03 Anything involving Grace is to go through her father (or on the rare occasion, Steve)
Rule #04 A rescue mission to another country DOES NOT count as a vacation
Rule #05 When you have been tortured, you will allow your handsome Jersey partner to take care of you, and be clingy, without any complaints or insistence you are "just fine" (suggested by ciaimpala)
Rule #06 No jumping out of ambulances when you've got a gut wound. (suggested by tobyfan)
Rule #10 When it is your birthday, you celebrate (even if you don't like people fussing over you/can't remember the last time you had a birthday party/can't believe people could really care about you that much...STEVEN) (suggested by ciaimpala)
Rule #22 Steve must play with the dog at least once a week
Rule #23 The words "I thought we were doing a 'thing'" should NEVER mean kicking in a door.(see Rule 24 for clairification as to what "we're doing a thing" means). (suggested by michele659)
Rule #24 "Doing a thing" means we're having hot,sweaty sex in any conceivable place we can. (suggested by michele659)
Rule #25 Shark cages are safety equipment, not interrogation rooms. We do not throw people in shark cage. (suggested by jadenhunter)
Rule #26 Grace is never allowed to wear a bikini. If anyone ever buys her a bikini then rule #25 becomes null and void. (suggested by jadenhunter)
Rule #29 No driving fast on the edge of a cliff. (suggested by tobyfan)
Rule #30 The sounds of the ocean are meant for National Geographic specials and Disney movies, NOT a good night's rest. (suggested by caughtitonland)
Rule #33 Never shower alone. Always have a shower buddy :) (suggested by Anonymous)
Rule #35 No talking during (or mocking of)"Enemy Mine." (suggested by tobyfan)
Rule #39 No pineapple (or fruit of any kind) on pizza. (suggested by tobyfan)
Rule #52 You do not tell the person who OWNS the car what pictures he's allowed to have in the car. (suggested by michele659)
Rule #53 You NEVER tell the person who OWNS the car what radio station will be listened to. Especially not when the song is "Sexy Eyes."(No matter what you say Steve,the song is NOT catchy!) (suggested by michele659)
Rule #56 If you get your partner shot, you apologize
Rule #75 If Danno goes swimming, be prepared to follow proper police procedure
Rule #89 You DO NOT store live ordnance the car (despite what Steve thinks)