Writercon Fic... or amusing poems actually

[wildecate]

A little bit of light relief to get us through to Friday night....

SG1 Limericks.....

Feel free to join in!

Comments

[kitty_poker1]

Excellent! I've got a very bad SPN one.

Jensen and Jared, such pretty boys
I'd like to make them my very own toys
I pine for Padackles
But it may raise their hackles
So admire from afar and imagine the joys

Ouch!

Ba'al/Sam shipper limerick

[speakr2customrs]

There was a Goa’uld named Ba’al
He was handsome, and dashing, and tall
But he didn’t like Sam
This makes me go ‘Damn!’
As my ‘ship has no future at all.

(This needs ‘Goa’uld’ to be pronounced with 3 syllables, the way Teal’c says it, rather than with one syllable in the fashion of O’Neill or Hammond)

[wildecate]

There once was a young man named Dean
Whose bum looked just fab in his jeans
They moulded each curve
I can't help but perve
At the bum of that young man named Dean

[lilachigh]

Ha! Jack/Sam sighs.

[gillo]

Funny!

However:

Some poems your minds just infest
Limericks, ballads, the rest
But it’s really a plan
To check that they scan
And for that you must have anapaest.

Limericks have a very strict format. [/English Teacher]

[wildecate]

Does that make these merely amusing poems? :-D

[gillo]

It does, I'm afraid, but yours are still a lot of fun!

[wildecate]

Works for me :-D