You're a sick fuck, John Lennon.

[writejohnlennon]

Dear diary,

Am involved in secret affair. Hope Paul doesn't find out. Feeling a bit ashamed to have to hide our love away from everybody's eyes like that.

But Martha is so sweet.

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[writegeo]

oddly enough, john i'm not surprised by this confession. carry on, son.

[writejohnlennon]

I knew you'd understand, mate. Just don't tell paul or he won't let me take her out for walkies anymore...

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[xxbeatlebugxx]

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