I'm now a year older, not a year wiser.

[writeenow]

Birthdays are awesome.

My friends are so lazy that they got me 20 decks of cigarettes and random pieces of crap from their houses.
I received:
A spoon
80 cigarettes
A bag of crisps
A pen
A penis
Some pubic hair
1200 bells
A little man holding a zoot
32 and a half skins
A lick on the face.

Seriously.
Thanks guys. I love...saliva.

Comments

[tops0ffparty]

1200 bells?