Survivor Island: Elimination and the Seventh Challenge

[auraesque]

Survivors,

In a surprising twist of fate, blue_thundering won the sixth challenge. She chose smeddley to receive immunity in the rounds elimination. But now it is time to tally the votes and say goodbye to yet another player.

blue_thundering: "I vote for Jennafern."
smeddley: "Man... it's getting down to the nitty gritty. I didn't expect to be around long enough to have to start voting

Comments

[royanrannedos]

Spartled

[smeddley]

Spartled
To be startled in such a way that fluid spurts from your mouth.

[ioianthe]

you took mine! ;)

[royanrannedos]

Original and Best.

[akirad]

Shimmertronic

[smeddley]

Shimmertronic
A small device that, when activated, causes Anime-like sparkles to appear around the wearer. Caution: may cause seizures in some people, either by wearing it or watching someone else wearing it.

[ioianthe]

gearhead slang for body glitter

[akirad]

this is my favourite. simple, true.

[waitscratchthat]

remoldula

[smeddley]

Remoldula
An invasive species of mold. Once it gets into the drywall of homes it is impossible to eradicate without completely gutting the house.

[ioianthe]

sentient fungus that wants nothing more than to make sure your curtains match your rug.

[nyarhotep]

Remoldula
Function: noun
Etymology: Early / Middle Greek / Modern United States

1: semi-colon shaped gland nestled to the posterior side of the hypothalamus, forms the roof of the pituitorial arch, is considered to be vital to regulation and release of endorphins and endorphic stimula when portions of the fore-cortex and ocular synapse-matrix ignite

Note: The remodula, considered until the 21st century to be a totally vestigial or superfluous organ, is now known to be the primary source of physical pleasure responses to posting "Memes" on blogging sites - individuals with overactive remodulas often post twenty or thirty memes a day and can cause serious mental trauma to themselves and their readers

[cutetoes]

stoople

[smeddley]

Stoople
A low, flat steeple on a church, common in high-wind or air-traffic heavy areas of the country.

[ioianthe]

the empty space beneath the stairs of a front porch

[nyarhotep]

Stoople
Function: noun
Etymology: Modern United States (corruption of "stupid people")

1: descriptive term for individuals or groups who intentionally perform dangerous, foolish, grotesque, or intentionally reckless activities, then advertise their experience through anecdotal explanation or video/digitial documentary

See "America's Funniest Home Videos" and "JackAss"

[smeddley]

Arachnistic
The compulsion to act in a spider-like fashion, including but not limited to: web-building, all-liquid diets, and the desire to hang by ropes from the corners of the room.

[ioianthe]

construction that has criss cross patterns similar to spider-webs. "The new wine racks are rather arachnistic."

[nyarhotep]

Arachnistic
Function: adjective
Etymology: Late United States / Early Western Hemis Empire / Modern Eurasian / Early Greek

1: of, or relating to, a conflict or interaction which quickly expands or webs beyond the boundaries of the original enterprise; often used in reference to military or violent encounters

2: relating to a venture based upon premises less than savory or dubious

Note: Though the actual roots of this word are subject to much debate, many historical etymologists and linguists belive it to date from the initial encroachment by the United States (a country now occupied by the Western Hemis Empire) into the Middle East at the beginning of the 21st century. Popular lingual theory suggests the word "Iraq" (a country now occupied by the Conglomerate Territories of the Radioactive Expanse) was the original root.