TWELVE : Wake up, wake up, wake up

[wristsniper]

[Call goes out to all of Mayfield. Olivier sounds a bit hassled, completely annoyed, and there is a familiar, somewhat screechy voice in the background. It is less effeminate than usual; however, it is clearly the source of her call

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[passes_out]

[Ichabod had awoken but the ringing of the phone. He's been sleeping in his study while Lucrecia takes the bed which was fine with him. He rubs his face and sits up to answer it.]

Hello, Crane residence.

[He listens to the call and his eyes widen and is now very awake.]

I'm on my way.

[He hangs up the phone to grab his shoes and his keys. After a few minutes with wrestling with his shirt, he's out the door and on his way to Olivier's. He arrives 5 minutes later and out of breath, knocking on the door.]

ENJOY HEIGHTENED LOLDRAMA

[wristsniper]

[Olivier flings the door open, sheathed sword held defensively in one hand, her back to the entryway. Dist is sitting on the couch looking masculine. EVERYTHING IS HORRIBLE.]

Every time I go toward the bedroom, he follows me.

Sounds fun!

[passes_out]

[He furrows his brow and looks at Dist on the couch.]

I will keep an eye on him. If he moves, I will apprehend him.

[He moves inside slowly and looks very perturbed. He's not happy about being awake at this hour much less being awakened for a reason that a drone can't keep himself in check.]

Disgusting cad.

[wristsniper]

[She glances back at him. Hold up.]

Why did you come over at this hour?

[Oh, right. This hour.]

I should have thought about that. He just came at me in the middle of the night. Do you know if this level of aggression is normal?

[bornwithskison]

Have you tried kicking him.

[wristsniper]

He's fast. I don't know when he got this fast. I did manage to trip him, but he got away.

[bornwithskison]

Trip him, then kick him. Or you could tell him that you have a surprise for him in the closet, then shove a chair under the knob and put some nails into it so the door wont open.

Duct tape his mouth shut too. He sound annoying.

[wristsniper]

I do have some nails left over. That's a sound plan. I'll try it.

Duct tape... I don't have any, but I know someone who might.

[braided_icarus]

I think that means he's droned, Major General.

[wristsniper]

I know that, Fullmetal. I suspected as much when he showed interest in a woman.

[braided_icarus]

A-ahaha. Right. If you need any help with him, I'm here. I had to deal with drones before. We'll have to wait and see, if it's more then a couple days it could be he's like this for a while.

[wristsniper]

This is not acceptable. He didn't try to drag you into the bed with him.

What happens if I leave?

[weaponsparked]

[What is this? This is antagonism with Sideswipe hour.]

Why don't you just let him have his fun? It might actually pull the crowbar out of your aft.

[wristsniper]

[There's a really thin line between angry and Olivier. Sideswipe just crossed it.]

SHUT UP!

[weaponsparked]

[Oh, he knows.]

And there's the proof. You're far too high-strung. You need a good time.

[wristsniper]

Do you have any idea what you're actually talking about?

[heartstar_blues]

[The Captain, always helpful.]

You mean he wants to ☠☠☠☠ you?

Try alcohol. I know when I drink too much my ☠☠☠☠ isn't worth ☠☠☠☠.

hjfkjsdfjdsfjasgdjsvdnsdvk FINALLY AN EXCUSE TO INTERACT WITH HIM <3

[wristsniper]

[At least getting him drunk would trip him up or slow him down, theoretically.]

Unconventional, but I'll try it.

Haha really? He is such an idiot.

[heartstar_blues]

Yeah, it'll do that too. Or you can point him at someone else, I hit on all sorts of stupid ☠☠☠☠ while trashed.

He cracks me up so bad. XD

[wristsniper]

I think that would actually be a poor solution. As much as I dislike him, that's one area I wouldn't touch.