Christmas in July drabble
I haven't posted a drabble in a while. So here is one to celebrate that strange antipodean phenomenon of Christmas in July which is nearly upon us.
Generous Gift?
"Brian what're you doing?"
"Fucking piece of shit packing cases!"
"If you tell me what you're looking for, I might know where it is."
"No need, Sunshine. Found it!"
"That's my drawing."
"No shit."
"But … you fucking bought it."
Smirk.
"You never fucking told me, asshole!"
Shrug.
"What are you planning to do with it"
"Shove it up your ass if you don't get out the fucking way."
Later.
"Brian you cannot use that sketch for our Christmas card."
"Bring some Christmas cheer to the deprived, Sunshine. Just add a bit of holly and a red bow on my cock."
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Generous Gift?
"Brian what're you doing?"
"Fucking piece of shit packing cases!"
"If you tell me what you're looking for, I might know where it is."
"No need, Sunshine. Found it!"
"That's my drawing."
"No shit."
"But … you fucking bought it."
Smirk.
"You never fucking told me, asshole!"
Shrug.
"What are you planning to do with it"
"Shove it up your ass if you don't get out the fucking way."
Later.
"Brian you cannot use that sketch for our Christmas card."
"Bring some Christmas cheer to the deprived, Sunshine. Just add a bit of holly and a red bow on my cock."
.