In Washington DC, I saw a black squirrel. SOLID BLACK. It was almost frightening. Almost.
On my uni's campus, we have a squirrel mafia. Our squirrels are fat fucks. I've seen one fall out of its tree. Tch. I guess Foamy was wrong when he said squirrels don't get fat.
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wouldn't he be a wonderful addition to the SLC squirrel community? he's different, so are we.
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On my uni's campus, we have a squirrel mafia. Our squirrels are fat fucks. I've seen one fall out of its tree. Tch. I guess Foamy was wrong when he said squirrels don't get fat.
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