I was extremely envious of my brothers' ability to pee standing up when I was a kid.
Then I was even *more* envious of the Y chromosomes' external sex organs when I was stuck on a freaking frozen lake with a group of mostly men (myself and my professor were the only females) ALL DAY LONG for a field course in college. They could just walk a few yards away to relieve themselves, while Sam and I were stuck holding it until we finished collecting our samples and booked it to the nearest McDonald's.
Squatting in the woods is just not fun; peeling off four layers to squat on a frozen lake in the middle of winter in the Wisconsin Northwoods just plain wasn't going to happen unless the situation became extremely dire.
Yea, when we had to do our 4 day 3 night "field excersise" in boot camp was my main source of penis envy. I don't know the exact temps but I do know that I woke up with the foot of my sleeping bag incased in ice one morning, and I slept less than 7 feet from the fire.
All we had there was port-a-johns, not fun to have to get through all your layers only to sit on a frozen (litterally) port-a-john seat.
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Then I was even *more* envious of the Y chromosomes' external sex organs when I was stuck on a freaking frozen lake with a group of mostly men (myself and my professor were the only females) ALL DAY LONG for a field course in college. They could just walk a few yards away to relieve themselves, while Sam and I were stuck holding it until we finished collecting our samples and booked it to the nearest McDonald's.
Squatting in the woods is just not fun; peeling off four layers to squat on a frozen lake in the middle of winter in the Wisconsin Northwoods just plain wasn't going to happen unless the situation became extremely dire.
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All we had there was port-a-johns, not fun to have to get through all your layers only to sit on a frozen (litterally) port-a-john seat.
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