MoonGuard Tour

Jan 07, 2009 08:50



Server MoonGuard - US

Not surprisingly, the main areas of action were in Goldshire, and Silvermoon.

While I understand Goldshire is a pit on any server, I believing in looking at the very worst a server has to offer to see "how far down the rabbit hole goes". Below is my screenshot diary **warning image heavy** .

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 I had preparked a lowbie character at Goldshire. She had on simple greys, was not nude, and would through the evening simply rp walk about.

This is the very first thing I log onto. I can tell, this should be an amusing night.


As I am standing around, one player behinds to whisper me. Within but 2 posts, their whispers lead to this

 I said 'no' and resumed looking around the tavern.

Biker rp below.



There was also this gem standing around, I would later be offered a chance to have a 3some with her. Her rp description was well, special.


From the first floor, I decided to take a stroll upstairs. Low and behold, what do I spy...

 Who can say they are shocked? Really.

Downstairs and upstairs toured, I decided to head outside and check out the lake before heading to another building. Low and behold I find this oddity out there rping. The "whore" kept calling the druid cat 'Mommy'.


 What?

So from there I continue to walk along the shore, heading toward the other building in Goldshire, the one that has a little dock outside. I find not 1 but two couples cybering in there..and even get invited to a threesome. I took the screenshots, declined the 3some, and headed to Stormwind. Stormwind was uneventful.



Oh look, its the hooker from when I first logged into Goldshire....and her special friend.


I've seen enough, off to the Horde. I create a randomised character with a randomised name and load. the BeLF starting area is peaceful w/questers running about. However, Silvermoon proves to be a larger in scale Goldshire. The bars seem to function as little more than fronts for rp brothels. I stumble into what I beleive is a belf rper posing as a succubus, cybering. Outside the room these two were in, is what I think was actually her pimp / another warlock player who had a line of men (sorry, no screenshot of that).



I head to another bar, and find pretty much of the same upstairs, only someone has jungle fever.


In my tour, I noticed the Horde on Moon Guard seem to not make use of rp mods. However, when I went to Brill I found the gem below. To their credit, she was surrounded by a healthy population of rpers trying to actually rp. As I ran through the area, there was an undead male pulling a 'get off my lawn you pesky kids' act to some belfs.



In closing, all I can say is Moon Guard made one hell of a first impression.

moonguard, moon guard

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