Comments | worstvikingever: 020 - Action, forward dated to Tuesday morning

worstvikingever

020 - Action, forward dated to Tuesday morning

Aug 15, 2011 21:12

Good morning, Mayfield, have you drunk your milk today?

Well the folks over at 729 Anderson Lane haven't, and Officer Milkman has had his eyes on them.

Long story short: Hiccup is droned.

A. 729 Anderson Lane [Hiccup comes downstairs this morning with a happy, cheerful smile on his face. He goes right to the kitchen, because it's time for ( Read more... )

droning, action, anderson lane, beware the nice ones, always drink your milk, mayfield, the wulfenbachs

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A myblimpisbigger August 16 2011, 02:19:43 UTC

[... Droned? Hiccup is droned?

Oh. Well. Losing Lucrezia was bad enough (loath as Klaus is to admit he was kind of getting used to her company), but now this? Well. Maybe it's not permanent, but he's not too hopeful.

That doesn't mean Hiccup doesn't get waffles, though. Dragon-shaped, like always. He sets them down in front of his son, like he does pretty much every morning.]

It certainly would be. You must make the best of what little summertime you have left before school starts again, after all.

worstvikingever August 16 2011, 02:24:12 UTC

Gosh Pop, thanks so much!

[Hiccup grabs his fork and knife, all set to dig in, but just as Klaus starts to remove his hand he stabs the knife into it quick as a flash.]

1/2 myblimpisbigger August 16 2011, 02:36:07 UTC

[WOAH BACK THE FUCK UP AND TIME THE FUCK OUT

OW]

2/2 myblimpisbigger August 16 2011, 02:38:22 UTC

[OW OW OW]

Hiccup, what in the world are you doing?

[This is not usual drone behavior he has been studying this sort of thing in his drone children and they NEVER displayed any unwarranted aggression WHAT IS GOING ON]

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B jaws5sonofjaws August 16 2011, 02:21:11 UTC

[Mart was just going to the malt shop to treat himself to a potentially unpoisoned milkshake.

Unknowingly running into the droned Hiccup.]

worstvikingever August 16 2011, 02:25:45 UTC

[Hiccup is jostled by being bumped into! He's carrying a bat, as if he was just coming from or heading to baseball in the park!]

Golly, mister! Sorry about that, I guess I just wasn't looking where I was going!

jaws5sonofjaws August 16 2011, 02:29:38 UTC

No problem, dude.

Just gonna get myself a goddamn milkshake. Wet my sweet tooth.

[Stepping ahead of Hiccup, not knowing of the danger.]

worstvikingever August 16 2011, 02:30:44 UTC

[And with no warning whatsoever, and a big cheerful smile on his face, Hiccup will raise his bat and smash it into the side of Mart's head.]

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A. fineday4science August 16 2011, 02:52:04 UTC

[Dexter freezes when he hears Hiccup speak in that creepy tone of voice. That awful cheery drone voice. What the hell happened, Dexter slowly walks out, opening the door a crack when he hears Hiccup walk by...]

Are you feeling okay, Hiccup?

worstvikingever August 16 2011, 02:56:18 UTC

[Hiccup waves cheerfully.]

Hiya Dex! Feeling great, thanks! Say, you think you'd be up for some baseball today?

fineday4science August 16 2011, 03:01:38 UTC

[Yep. He's droned. Dexter begins to freak out, and comes out with a nervous reply.]
No thanks. I-I'm terrible at sports. Besides, it is too hot for sports. I would much rather exercise my mind right now. These old comics are fascinating!

[He edges away, slowly closing the door. Droning just creeps him the fuck out in general...]

worstvikingever August 16 2011, 03:07:18 UTC

[And Hiccup will be striding forward quickly and placing one hand on the door, trying to force it to stay open.]

Well then maybe we could do something else! How about we go to the arcade?

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b: lunawolves10th August 16 2011, 04:01:04 UTC

[ Have an armored giant down on one knee, clearly weakened, Hiccup. ]

worstvikingever August 16 2011, 04:02:36 UTC

[Hiccup approaches, a cheery smile on his face.]

Golly, Mr. Loken, are you okay?

lunawolves10th August 16 2011, 05:03:08 UTC

No, hiccup... I am ill. The milk was tainted today, I think.

worstvikingever August 16 2011, 05:14:08 UTC

[Hiccup blinks in surprise.]

But why would it be bad, Mr. Loken? Everyone needs to drink their milk! It's good for you! And the Milkman makes such a good Chief of Police, he's only got our best interests in mind!

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B - Hiccup is still up for trouble at Makeout point, right? hontobakabaka August 16 2011, 10:33:35 UTC

[Ruri is standing at Makeout point, looking over the edge, a distant look in her eyes (she drank the special milk)]

"Omoikane, I'm certain I see the shuttle again. Hail them. Tell them to land now!"

ALWAYS worstvikingever August 16 2011, 17:04:27 UTC

[Hiccup is whistling cheerfully as he wanders up to the point, baseball bat resting on his shoulder. He sees Ruri and walks up to her.]

Gee, Ruri, are you pretending to be in some science fiction thing? That's pretty silly!

hontobakabaka August 16 2011, 17:29:05 UTC

[She looks over at Hiccup and blinks, rubbing her eyes]

"Jun... You need to get a hold of someone. Please?"

worstvikingever August 16 2011, 22:56:11 UTC

Ha ha, Ruri, that's not my name! It's Hiccup, remember? Are you okay?

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