Voicemail

[worsethanaunts]

"Hello! This is the Doctor and I have a phone. I probably won't answer it, but that's what answering machines are for. Leave a message. If it's important, remember to include your name, location and date including the year. It cuts down on working out when you are if I have to drop in at short notice."

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Crazy Phone Day

[not_tylerdurden]

[from here]

You've got leprosy? Cooooooooooooooooooooooool.

...ow! Hobbes!

I mean, sorry.

PhoooooOOOOOoooones!

[nosefullofsnot]

[ From here.]

"I'm all man and nothing but man, baby. By the way, have you been smoking for a while? Because your voice sounds kind of deep. Almost manly."

[solo_sword]

[From here]

"I told you, we need to have a talk and unless we do, we are just friends. And what do you mean you don't expect anyone to pay for sex with me?"

PHONES!

[atreideslioness]

[From here.]

"I would think I'd remember commenting on your face to you, but I can assure you that I have no intention of punching it. Violence has a time and place, but I would hate for that time to intersect with - as you mentioned - your 'pretty face.'"

[auntie_vida]

[From here.]

"Oh, my! That is not the kind of thing you boast to a lady about.

...at least with not offering to prove it, sweet pea."