[For about thirty seconds or so, the only thing audible is Skwisgaar frantically running around his apartment muttering 'where ams dey, where ams dey'. When he does speak, he sounds very upset, as if he has lost something dear...]

City of Doridos! Dere ams being has a majors crisising!

I can'ts find mine guitar picks! I am want all of Hortons to have ( Read more... )

I's gettings kinda hungries. Does anybodies know where the food am ats?

...And maybes a sweaters? It ams too colds to be wearing a tankings-top.