" oh, as for me - it still doesn't understand me - & it wouldn't lay - a single finger on me "

[worldofagwu]

ITEM! i had waitrose olive & jojoba "creme" foam bubbles in my bath this morning ( - instead of the usual sainsburys meadow fresh ) - now THAT'S living...!

ITEM! according to the bside of morrissey's you're the one for me fatty, "pashernate love" could make:
1. yr sister erupt into wild blisters and boils
2. yr grandmother zoom roller skating back

Comments

BH

[erkinpeaviss]

I was at school with a Mark Stacey. I wonder...

I choose Bliss!

Re: BH

[worldofagwu]

mark stacey = a surprisingly gommon name

" I choose Bliss! "- that's becos you are a ladies man - here's a pic to get you in the "mood":
http://www.david-barby.net/BirmKate.jpg

ps. "bless bliss - we used to say..." ( she ended up on peter kay's arse )

wonnacottie lead-on

[stickismyfriend]

Re: wonnacottie lead-on

[t_guy]

:D, teh chortle , 0.25 and Testimonial!

I am almost tempted to watchBargain Hunt to understand the joke. Perhaps after I have read all of Faulkner in chronological order.

Re: wonnacottie lead-on

[stickismyfriend]

suddenly the title As I Lay Dying
takes on an entirely new dimension

you have to love a book named from the Odyssey ennit

will Sartoris help you achieve satori I wonder

my mother aint no fish that fer sure

Re: wonnacottie lead-on

[worldofagwu]

here's a handy w.o.agwu hint to save you some time: the last 20 mins of any bargain hunt = the goob stuff ( starting when tim w talks to the auctioneer for that day ) - the rest is just filler