Possibly not worksafe, depending on how prudish your coworkers are.

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In my inbox after I just got home from dinner with Griff: An email from the American Physical Society with the subject, "62nd Annual Gaseous Electronics Conference: Abstract deadline is June 12."

What, is this a conference about vaporware? Being held by physicists?

Blarg confused. @_@

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May not be safe for work. It's not sexual or anything but there's a lot of "fuck you"s flying around.

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I've heard so many songs by her that I like, I really ought to go buy her damn album on iTunes already.

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"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

From The Reality-Based Community:

Now that Ben & Jerry's has introduced "Yes Pecan" in honor of our new President, there's a clear Fairness Doctrine case for having a Bush-oriented flavor as well. Some of the less obscene suggestions from a viral email ( Read more... )

I cannot advise strongly enough that you refrain from eating, drinking, or operating heavy machinery while watching this video, or you too may wind up on FailBlog. It may or may not be worksafe depending on how prudish your workplace is.

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...before you read this news story.

Maybe there is some hope for this fucked-up old world after all.

The heterosexual porn I've seen has always been so bad that I swore I would never buy a single one. I may have to break that promise because the lulz are too great for my weak willpower.

Larry Flynt’s Hustler Video is making an X-rated movie inspired by Republican Vice President nominee Sarah Palin.It's called "Nailin' Paylin ( Read more... )