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Aug 16, 2010 17:50

[Since I'm such a big fan of these types of posts (and honestly I need these things to happen in game), let's look in on our favourite Mister Sinclair while he goes through his day ( Read more... )

puppies!, this is why he hates video, +eway, damndamndamnthatbhamba damn him, gdi i'm not a tv show, +video, hiding from the truth (literally), i don't smell like adam do you?, +audio, damn that lamb, goddamnthismansion, +action, no matter what they said? not my fault

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angel_junk August 17 2010, 00:03:42 UTC
[ This response will take a while.

After Sinclair's threat during Bhamba's happy dissection hour he doesn't consider himself on good terms with his Augie anymore, so talking to him is not very high on his list of priorities. ]

And what trade would that be?

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worldentire August 17 2010, 03:48:41 UTC
For everythin' you happen t'be hangin' over my head.

Silence.

Evidence.

Any of it.

All of it.

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angel_junk August 17 2010, 03:59:33 UTC
Ooohhh.

[ He walks off-screen for a moment and returns with a small, metallic box. ]

You mean this?

[ He pulls out what looks like a bronze dragonfly. ]

I meant to give a swarm of them to Ivanova, but their battery life is a disaster and the navigation program is faulty. They were meant to return to my lab after a night of recording, but they only ended up outside near the pond.

[ He rummages through the box for another dragonfly. ]

It's a shame, really. The quality of their recordings is excellent!

[ He pulls gently at one of the bronze insect's wings. ]

"I can only hope, for your sake, that one'a these times you come back knowin' you won't get away with a damn thing when it comes t'me and mine.

After all, there're only so many more ways I can kill you before it stops bein' a challenge.

I want you t'remember my voice. And I want you t'remember feelin' absolutely helpless as I drain your very mind away.

And I can only hope you get the nightmares."Did you hear? It's almost as if you were threatening me right now! This is my ( ... )

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worldentire August 17 2010, 04:07:24 UTC
[... ohhh, you two-faced, smarmy, vile, bald-headed son of a bitch. You're next, you stupid bumbling... Sinclair swallows every single piece of rage and bile and takes a moment. Breathe. He's been in worse before, against better. No big, right?

...Still, this doesn't look good.]

...Yessir, that would be what I meant.

[Shit shit shit shit.]

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angel_junk August 17 2010, 04:12:50 UTC
And you are asking what I... want for it?

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worldentire August 17 2010, 04:14:24 UTC
[Oh, god. It feels like grovelling. Too bad it's not beneath him. He really wishes it were, sometimes.]

...Yessir.

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angel_junk August 17 2010, 04:17:58 UTC
[ He puts one finger up, telling Sinclair to hold while he rummages through the box. He eventually produces what looks like a half-finished version of the dragonfly, wires and insides still visible for the most part.

He pushes down on a small button. ]

"Depends. On what. You've got.

Make it worth my while."

I recorded that by accident. Funny story, actually.

[ He puts the dragonfly away and smirks. ]

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worldentire August 17 2010, 04:21:07 UTC
[If you could see him, you'd get to see him click off the audio for a moment, growl loudly to himself, throw his ashtray against the wall and run a hand through his hair. But you don't, so all you get is a long pause.]

... Funny thing about me, sport; I can usually get anythin' I damn well please. Do me a solid, here: just tell me what you want.

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angel_junk August 17 2010, 04:28:56 UTC
I hate to break your delusion, but you couldn't even get me a woman.

[ A thought occurs! ]

How do you feel about flowery dresses?

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worldentire August 17 2010, 04:30:58 UTC
. . .

Why do you ask?

[It was so difficult for him not to deadpan that.]

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[That look. Just... that look.] angel_junk August 17 2010, 04:32:24 UTC
worldentire August 17 2010, 04:33:35 UTC
.........

[And swallowing the desperation now:] ... What do you have in mind..?

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angel_junk August 17 2010, 04:48:27 UTC
[ Bhamba quickly disappears from view and returns, brandishing this wonderful item. ]

You should probably get the right size from your own closet, but I think this would really accentuate your features.

That's just my humble opinion of course, I'm a technical expert, not a fashion editor, so... maybe you should ask the rest of the mansion. You hardly treat people to video feeds anyway and I would hate to be responsible if you went with the wrong summer dress on my say-so.

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worldentire August 17 2010, 04:56:59 UTC
[He almost doesn't turn the audio off in time to make a strangled little noise.]

...Let me get this straight.

You want me t'put on a dress and turn my camera on.

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angel_junk August 17 2010, 05:03:03 UTC
...and ask the people how they like it. Why do it if you're not looking for feedback?

[ He counts with his fingers. ]

Dress. Camera. Do I look pretty?

[ He nods. ]

That sums it up.

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worldentire August 17 2010, 05:19:20 UTC
...

Yknow, that dress looks like it'll fit. Maybe I should pick it up from you.

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