new year, new war

[dominiquelechic]

When I had my aides analyze every word of every speech Vladimir Putin had made over ze past two years in an attempt to discover any clues to his secret invasion plan, none of us ever zought for even a moment zat he would invade France through ze stronghold of NiceI suppose zat shows just how devious Russians are. If you zink about it, zat shouldn'

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[marie_sego]

Since when is Nizza French? Let the Ritals and the Russkofs argue over it, says I, it won't harm us since only retired English people live there anyway.

Also, you've forgotten Biarritz on that map - didn't the geography professor you used to blow back at the ENA give you a few tips during those "private tuition" sessions?

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[dominiquelechic]

He may indeed be little as you say, but he is no friend of mine!

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[marie_sego]

What an interesting choice of icon you have there.

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[dominiquelechic]

I fail to see the interest. What do you mean?

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[marie_sego]

I couldn't possibly say.

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[dominiquelechic]

Then why have spoken at all? Darling, you know what they say about fools and open mouths.

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[marie_sego]

Et ce qu'on dit de ceux qui ont la comprenette lente, alors!

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[dominiquelechic]

Darling, you are making no sense as usual. Are you trying to imply something about Nicolas and I?

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[marie_sego]

I am not implying anything.

I am looking at your icon and drawing the evident conclusions.

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[dominiquelechic]

I trust you mean the words in the icon, not the picture of us.

[dominiquelechic]

Segolene, I'm not surprised you fail to see the complexity of the issue. What does your tiny brain imagine would happen if we let the Russians have Nice? Do you think they would stop there? DO YOU?! I know what Russians are like! I know what Vlad is like - if he says he wants a kiss, he always wants more!

[marie_sego]

That's because you're such a willing whore. France has more self-respect than that and wouldn't issue this kind of blatant come-ons!

[dominiquelechic]

You're the one trying to hand over Nice, and you call me a willing...

Darling, what would you do next after Vlad sets up camp in Nice and moves his troops further into France? Thank god you lost last year. If you were in charge now, we would have been invaded three times over.

[marie_sego]

Since when does Putin have troops? What pitiful excuse for an army Russia has is stuck in Chechnya. You ought to catch up on your newspaper reading, sweetie.

[dominiquelechic]

Perhaps you should catch up on your own reading - did you not read Vlad's last post? Did you not see just how many loyal patriotic citizens he has? They would become troops and invade France at the slightest smile from him. After all, they're willing to pay for his Judo DVD.

[marie_sego]

They may be loyal and patriotic but they're still useless drunkards. France's infantry, on the other hand, is the best in Europe and possibly in the world and most of our male citizens have a service militaire somewhere in their past and can be trusted with defense should the need arise. Don't think, because your own reaction to attack is to open your legs wider, that it goes the same for la France éternelle. Our nation is strong enough not to act bellicously.