new year, new war

[dominiquelechic]

When I had my aides analyze every word of every speech Vladimir Putin had made over ze past two years in an attempt to discover any clues to his secret invasion plan, none of us ever zought for even a moment zat he would invade France through ze stronghold of NiceI suppose zat shows just how devious Russians are. If you zink about it, zat shouldn'

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[marie_sego]

Since when is Nizza French? Let the Ritals and the Russkofs argue over it, says I, it won't harm us since only retired English people live there anyway.

Also, you've forgotten Biarritz on that map - didn't the geography professor you used to blow back at the ENA give you a few tips during those "private tuition" sessions?

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[marie_sego]

Yes indeed - region president, future party leader, author, mother, compared to your.... oh is that a big fat load of nothing?

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[dominiquelechic]

I know this might be too much for you to grasp, but those are titles, darling, not results.

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[marie_sego]

I could detail my policies' results, but that would take far longer than I have time for.

Which is more than you can say for your stint as PM, or indeed for your entire life in politics.

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[dominiquelechic]

I agree, it would indeed take far longer than you have time for to try to think of any results to detail. An eternity, indeed. You know, there are many scientists looking for the answer of what happens beyond the event horizon after space slips into a black hall and time goes down with it. Now we know: Segolene finally thinks up one result of her policies.

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[marie_sego]

And how long did it take you to come up with this load of bollocks?

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[dominiquelechic]

Hmm...I'm thinking about your policy results. I think one could be that by presenting Nicolas with an opposition, you did force him to wear better-cut smarter suits. But any opposition would have, so I'm not sure you really did anything a dull constipated toad or your husband couldn't have done.

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[marie_sego]

I. Am. Not. Married.

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[dominiquelechic]

Oh, yes, how insensitive of me to forget that he left you and your illegitimate children for his mistress! My sincere apologies, darling.

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[marie_sego]

And I turned him down when he came on his knees begging me to take him back. It wasn't pride, it was for the children's sake, see, I can't have them seeing him as a role model any more. But that is all fodder for the gossip rags - does it rank not to be in them any more yourself, sweetheart?

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[dominiquelechic]

You say he begged you to take him back, but that rather loses its impressiveness when one remembers he was vowed to keep his mistress. He was rather instead begging you to keep being tolerant and humiliated.

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[marie_sego]

Why are you talking gibberish, I mean, more incoherently than usual?

PPS

[marie_sego]

I may say many things against you, but your techique at fellatio must be really, really flawless to elicit such responses.

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[dominiquelechic]

Darling, that is true but besides the point. This is firstly old news, and that man is one of my devoted groupies. A Villepiniste, as they like to call themselves.

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[marie_sego]

L'accent tonique sur le "pine", j'imagine?

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[dominiquelechic]

*scowls* No.