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[worksmart]

[Accidental Voice;]

I don't know what the problem is with the carpet, it's got a blood stain trapped in it not a fragment of his soul. Cuddy should tell him she incinerated it, see what he does then. In fact, why wasn't it incinerated?

Foreman? Foreman.Great. I shouldn't have switched my damn service. Can you hear me now? No, obviously not,

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[as_damaged]

[Voice] || annnnnd done <3

[as_damaged]

Foreman isn't here.

[Voice]

[worksmart]

But you're on his phone?

Well, where did he go? Listen, forget it, I just need to know if the blood pathology's back yet or if I can take another ten minutes on my break.

[refrainingly]

This is the City.

voice;

[worksmart]

Right. Thank you.

voice;

[refrainingly]

Well that is the name of this place, even though it's not that original.

voice;

[worksmart]

Of course. I'm very grateful for the help, really.

voice; omg Di gooo

[worksmart]

And he didn't say it was-

British...? Um. Who am I talking to?

voice; <3 <3 <3

[worksmart]

That would be House.

The last meningitis scare? I don't remember, sorry.

[mechaeonical]

Affirmative. You cannot trap a soul in an ordinary carpet.

This is "the City." I apologize for the inadequate name.

voice;

[worksmart]

Just those crazy flying ones you can pick up in Turkey.

I'm sure the name's not your fault.

voice;

[mechaeonical]

Flying carpet...

I see. This is a reference to "fairy tales."

No. The fault for the name most likely belongs to the deities.

voice;

[worksmart]

I'm referring to fairy tales. So are you, I see.

voice;

[orderonto]

You would not even believe me if I explained, which is how I'll disclaimer before I explain that you're stranded in a pocket universe that disobeys most conventional laws of physics.

voice;

[worksmart]

You'd be right on one point, at least. And how do most people take that news?

voice;

[orderonto]

Better than anticipated. Seldom do they fly into a defensive rage. I'm sorry if I seem flippant about it, I've become jaded over the last few years.

I'm sorry you're here. And I wish you only good luck.

voice;

[worksmart]

No rages here. I just... think I'm getting a headache. Possibly a bad one.

I suppose it wouldn't help to ask the hows and whys of it?