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May 28, 2010 01:15

whats another year, will i wake tomorrow, mrs, whats the ddx, hoverboards, medical history, happy anniversary?, prognosis, nemu, every night is date night, bowling?, cerebroatrophy, boys club, batmania, bruce is an aussie name

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|audio| adamantined May 28 2010, 00:40:13 UTC

I'm pretty sure using a dinner table as a hoverboard might make your claim more valid, actually. The only thing losing you points is the fact that you didn't pull it out of your belt or activate it from your shoes, but since you're obviously only descended from Batman, I can overlook it.

|audio| worksmart May 28 2010, 02:19:06 UTC

The table found me. I just borrowed it and set it free. And what do you think cavemen ate off?

|audio| adamantined May 28 2010, 02:23:31 UTC

Probably off of the ground or right out of the saber tooth. You borrowed it and set it free? Was it borrowed from Disney? Did it sing songs, too?

|audio| worksmart May 28 2010, 02:34:52 UTC

Early man learned how to cook. It's one of the key points to our evolution as a species. And they weren't quadrupedal, which means it's likely they used raised surfaces for preparation and eating.

[Look there is always time for an infoburst.]

Fine, I let it go. The thing wanted to go higher than I did.

|audio| adamantined May 28 2010, 02:41:21 UTC

What are other key points?

[There's always time for curiosity about evolution.]

But... There's no gravity today. Today's the one day you could go higher than high and not end up a splat mark on the ground. How high did you go?

|audio| worksmart May 28 2010, 02:54:44 UTC

We became bipeds, the period of our childhood got longer, we manufactured tools, we began cooking our food for calorific advantage, we formed societal groups.

[Rattled off as though he's counting them on his fingers (he is).]

...Are you floating, today?

|audio| adamantined May 28 2010, 03:04:23 UTC

So basically... cliques, power saws, and Big Macs. Impressive and sad all at once.

You can't answer a question with a question.

|audio| worksmart May 28 2010, 03:33:21 UTC

You could go higher than high and not end up a smear on the ground. I have to be careful not to get stuck somewhere I can't get back from.

Are you floating.

|audio| adamantined May 28 2010, 03:40:23 UTC

That's true. There's no local fire department to come around after midnight and Peter can't fly anymore.

[She 'ha.ha's.]

I haven't hit my head on the ceiling yet.

|audio| worksmart May 28 2010, 03:49:38 UTC

Do you want to? Not hit your head. Go higher.

|audio| adamantined May 28 2010, 03:57:59 UTC

The idea of being that high up or getting stuck in a tree doesn't bother me, so... sure. With the no gravity thing, it actually might be a little bit like really flying.

|audio| worksmart May 29 2010, 00:10:05 UTC

Today's laws of gravity would be more useful still if you could choose when to defy them. Is your window open?

|audio| adamantined May 29 2010, 02:33:12 UTC

You can always choose when to let go and float away, but I think that's about as good as it gets. And yeah, it's open. The curtains are closed so I don't accidentally float out, but it's open. Why, were you planning on levitating a table up so I could beat you in a race?

|audio| worksmart May 29 2010, 04:34:15 UTC

No, I was thinking about coming down.

|audio| adamantined May 29 2010, 04:36:31 UTC

Oh. Well. Hang on. Let me shut and lock my window.

|audio| worksmart May 29 2010, 04:59:29 UTC

[Well there's just a sudden rustling noise as though the device has been pushed hastily into a pocket (it has) and the very distant sound of quick footsteps abruptly cutting off in response to that.]

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