Comments | worksmart: 034 [TEXT

worksmart

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Apr 14, 2010 00:24

Right.

This here is a map of Australia. Some of you haven't heard of it, some of you think it featured in The Sound of Music. No. Australia's where real men come from. It's where I come from.

Take a look. Long and hard.

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I laughed so hard you have no idea |D misterblackbird April 13 2010, 23:27:14 UTC

I think it's that mention of 'convicts' that should rather turn any lady away.

SOB /debated over the ridiculousness of this for a while worksmart April 13 2010, 23:30:09 UTC

Those'll be the British. Worse than the sharks.

misterblackbird April 13 2010, 23:32:07 UTC

I beg your pardon?

worksmart April 13 2010, 23:35:10 UTC

The convicts. Poms shipped the blokes they couldn't handle over, we made men out of them.

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audio; 1/? treadingdawn April 13 2010, 23:29:08 UTC

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voice ][ peopletalktome April 13 2010, 23:29:19 UTC

[audibly......not certain if amusement is the right thing to feel and focusing entirely on the map and not the blade...right ]

And...how long did it take you to make that?

voice ][ worksmart April 13 2010, 23:32:39 UTC

Knocked it up on the back of a napkin in my coffee break. Good, right?

voice ][ peopletalktome April 13 2010, 23:35:58 UTC

[ pause of biting one's lip to not LAUGH, however good-natured it might be ]

It's...very impressive. Thorough.

Who is 'Danni Minogue'?

voice ][ worksmart April 13 2010, 23:54:05 UTC

Words that apply to more that one aspect of what I do.

Think she's calling herself a singer right now. The woman's had many guises.

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lastpunchline April 13 2010, 23:32:54 UTC

What the hell is a pussy like you going to do with that little thing, huh? Fix someone? Real man's work, there.

worksmart April 13 2010, 23:36:33 UTC

Yeah, difference is I make sure they come through it in one piece.

Two, actually, in this case.

lastpunchline April 13 2010, 23:37:48 UTC

Light a cigar with a flamethrower without burning your hair, then we'll talk.

worksmart April 14 2010, 00:00:12 UTC

Not worth my time. When I'm done in surgery I'll set you a fire with a more practical purpose.

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audio; well she is terrifying (no actually i love her) worksmart April 13 2010, 23:39:37 UTC

[It's all par for the course, Angela. This is how all the ladies are talking to him today.]

Some of us are born to that, too.

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audio; worksmart April 14 2010, 00:09:20 UTC

I don't think my list's incomplete at all. Didn't think I needed to mention all the exam room doors having locks.

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