An Open Letter to the World

[wordsworthiness]

PLEASE STOP TRYING TO RUIN HARRY POTTER FOR ME. Seriously, even having the New York Times as my homepage has gotten to be dangerous. I don't remember it ever being so difficult to avoid people telling me the plots of these books

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[antimac]

I KNOW. SOMEONE GAVE MICHIKO KAKUTANI (I'm totally butchering her name here) A SECRET COPY AND SHE FREAKIN' PUBLISHED HER REVIEW ALREADY.

I'm really jealous and excited at the same time. Eeek.