Mr. Grey in Living in Sin, Day One: Drive

[word_mojo]

A brief rundown of things to expect when driving from Portland OR to Las Vegas NV in a span of less than 48 hours

Comments

hi, basil

[glazomaniac]

will you make it there in time? will little timmy be eaten by the well monster? will there be pie? WILL THERE BE PIE?

Hi, Billy

[bad_juice]

Not to spoil anything, but sadly there won't be pie.

fun fun fun in the sun sun sun

[bob_le_flambeur]

dude, what's with the journal switchin'?

i think i'm gonna start up my jacuzzi now so i can relate to this entry better.

bad_juice is for polls, this is for not polls

[bad_juice]

It's fucking 111 degrees today. AKA 44 degrees Celsius for you Euro motherfuckers.

Yesterday was 110. And it stays hot all day and night. You would think that when it gets to dark and there's no sun this place would cool off, but it fucking doesn't. I got up at 4am this morning and it was still like 85-90 degrees out. Pitch black and hot sweltering.

On all the plus sides, the city is so fucking awesome I can't handle it. Everything is ridiculously close, the streets are huge with lots of super wide lanes, and the casinos kick my fucking ass to the stars. Holy shit.

Yesterday I was like 15 feet from Phil Ivey. Phil Ivey!

make it rain for my visit, baby

[bob_le_flambeur]

i better bring along my 15-ft prosthetic p.. arm so we can TOUCH HIM NEXT TIME!!!

oh man, vegas sounds kinda like moscow except with all the gloomy stalin architecture replaced by casinos and strip clubs and hot hot heat.

i just fucking hope i get my moneys in time. god damn frogs.

Holy shit

[bad_juice]

I totally logged into the wrong journal.

Huzza-wha?