Take a stand on milk standarization!

[word_geek]

I did a horrible thing by accident last week, and I am demanding government action to prevent this from happening again.

I've been drinking skim milk for about a year now...it turns out you can get used to it, if you try hard enough. Elora and Sparky, though, don't particularly need to lose weight, and think that skim milk is foul, so we have 1%

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[anonymous]

But 1% is BLUE in my state. State's Rights, State's Rights!

[ohsochewy]

It doesn't help that skim milk always has the wussiest colors. Pink, baby blue, all that.

[_kent]

Oh, it's manly over here. In the UK, Skimmed Milk is MANTIS RED.

Semi- is Green, normal is Blue, and then there's this weird new Yellow top stuff that's somewhere between semi and skim.

And of course there's the classic Jersey gold top, which is basically a pint of cream.

[word_geek]

Well, although this is a matter for Congress to decide, the colors in my local assortment are fairly primary...I can think of green, blue, and white off the top of my head. Those would be fine with me.

[fluffiana]

I can agree with standardization, but it would be to prevent me from accidentally consuming non-skim milk, as skim tastes much better.

[hells_satans]

'Now, how are we going to get the Cows to wear all those funny colored caps?' /imitation