anybody want to bene-fuckt me?

[wootandpeep]

capitalizing on love is all we can and should do anymore. i'll love you if you buy my product. but if *i* don't personally love you, i'll have my assistant do it. yeah, ummm, she's out of the office right now... but i can have her call you as soon as possible. No! No, why would I not want to do that for you? That's not it at all...

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[sugarbean888]

tonight is a night of standing up the commercial world and not celebrating Happy St. Hallmark Day. YIPPEEE!!!!

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