My voice is horrible... it's all deep and masculine and nasally. That's what I get for being born in the Northeast USA.
I'm glad I made the porn listenable... I'd read it in my head once but then while I was reading it out loud, I just said my WTF moments. This loverly piece of porn was actually pointed out to me by someone else...I just had to share it with you all.
I was just talking down below with smutella that this may become a weekly thing. I'll have to search out horribly written pr0n and then read it for you all... it sounds pretty entertaining and it doesn't involve singing.
OH GOD that was the FUNNIEST thing ever! :D I loved your commentary, it was fantastic. And yeah, that's gotta be the worst het porn I've ever encountered. *L*
I'm glad you enjoyed! There were quite a few HUHWHA?! moments there. I kept waiting for throbbing staff of manflesh or something equally romance-novel-cheesey to come up.
*snirt* on the voluntary thing. I may have to start doing this with horribly written pr0n from here on out. It was quite a bit of fun, even if I did giggle quite a bit.
That would be fantastic... wook's weekly commentary on Bad Porn. :D
I've only ever read my own work, so it's all slash... personally I think people just wanted to hear me say 'cock'... and you are SO right about there being no good words for a woman's bits, it's possibly one of the reasons I don't like het. *L*
If people enjoy it enough... it may just be a weekly thing... I enjoyed reading it even if I giggled.
Yeah, where are the nice words for a woman's hoochie/hoo-hoo/vagina type thing? I have to admit, I kept wanting to stress the word cock when I was reading.
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*groans*
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Since my flist has seemed to enjoy this, I was talking to smutella below about possibly doing this on a weekly basis...it might be fun.
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that was much fun. lovely to hear your voice and particularly loved your interjections (you made the porn listen-able!).
Hermione/missionary position...*scrubs brain* :P
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My voice is horrible... it's all deep and masculine and nasally. That's what I get for being born in the Northeast USA.
I'm glad I made the porn listenable... I'd read it in my head once but then while I was reading it out loud, I just said my WTF moments. This loverly piece of porn was actually pointed out to me by someone else...I just had to share it with you all.
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*hee hee*
Currently I'm incapable of any speech (writing or otherwise) XD
I'll get back to you when my mad!gigglefit subsides *bwahahahaha*
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I'm blushing horribly as this is the first time anyone here has heard my voice and I'm reading porn. GAH.
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"Charlie, fuck me..." Your Hermione voice is great....
"man she needs to get that checked" ROTFLMAO....
YES!!!!!!!! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG... so worth the drive home.
THANK YOU!!!! and Thank you mayflo
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The original story is on smutty_claus. I think you'll be able to find it from there. There are more parts I skipped over that are just as horrendous.
I'm glad you liked my interjections.
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It did cheer me up. I laughed so loud my dog barked at me.
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*posted porn by voicepost, voluntarily* *blush*
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*snirt* on the voluntary thing. I may have to start doing this with horribly written pr0n from here on out. It was quite a bit of fun, even if I did giggle quite a bit.
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I've only ever read my own work, so it's all slash... personally I think people just wanted to hear me say 'cock'... and you are SO right about there being no good words for a woman's bits, it's possibly one of the reasons I don't like het. *L*
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Yeah, where are the nice words for a woman's hoochie/hoo-hoo/vagina type thing? I have to admit, I kept wanting to stress the word cock when I was reading.
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