Sick and Work

[wook77]

My fucking puss-sack little nephews got me sick. I can't even swallow, my throat is too sore. I'm completely congested, coughing, sneezing and have watery eyes. *shakes impotent fist of rage*

At work, we've started to receive resumes for the open position in my office. One resume, so far, takes the cake. It states: when you hire me, I expect

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[shygryf]

as someone who has been looking for an accounting job in tucson for over a year i can tell you it is that bad. I am up against people with bachelors degrees.

*sends you chicken soup*

I has a new phone with no numbers in it so call me!

[wook77]

It's just freaking ridiculous how bad it is.

*noms it up* My mummy wouldn't make me soup :(

I'll do that but I'll also email you my number!

[gryffindorj]

My husband claims he has been sick more in the past four years (since James was born) than he has the total sum of his life without children. Wait till they give you lice!

You should hire me for the job. I could use the money and I hate all animals so you can kill as many of those MFers as you would like.

[wook77]

Those fucking kids had better pray that they don't give me lice. I had it when I was a kid and I was miserable. I'm beyond bug-phobic, too. a;ldkfja;sdflj

They're cute when they're here but they always get me sick and make me miserable :(. I'm so bad at being sick.

LMFAO @ the rest of your comment! Move to AZ :D

[jehnt]

I don't mean to laugh but... that is HILARIOUS. "dog killers," SERIOUSLY? Insulting your potential employers is THE number one way to get you hired, dontcha know?

Sigh this does not bode well for my chances of getting a part time job soon! I guess I will just have to fill out EVEN MORE applications!

[wook77]

Srsly. It's totally the way to go, isn't it? They made their resume stand out. Sort of like the girl with the purple paper. Or the woman that studied parapsychology and wanted to investigate the ghosts of the dogs in the shelter.

I hate to say this but yeah, definitely going to have to fill out more applications. The economy can improve at any point, plzkthx.

[karaz]

First they beat you at Uno and now this? They must not want Auntie Wook to get them anything for Christmas this year! >.> Hope you're feeling better soon.

And for a part-time job entry level position that pays me $25/hr, I'd tell you how fab you are every day - even on the days I didn't have to come in. I'm only a SAHM right now because I'd have to be working full time to make it worth it.

[wook77]

Yeah, they're assholes. Lovable and cute and adorable. But assholes. They're lucky their birthdays have already passed :P

And they didn't just beat me at UNO. The one round, I ended with about 20 cards while they only had like 2 each and then one went out. They murdered me at it. That was the round won by the 3 year old. Out of 10 games I won one. ONE. I'm like 26 years older than them, dammit! I have mad skillz!

Only a SAHM? Dude. You have the hardest job EVER. That's more than full-time right there. It's definitely a job I'm not at all qualified for.

You can still tell me how fab I am, even without the pay :P

[secretsolitaire]

Feel better!

[wook77]

Thanks!