I'm sorry, but as an ex-pretentious award-winning floral designer I know for a fact that no self-respecting pretentious cafe would ever serve beverages in styrofoam. Ugh! Mister, you have been duped by a wannabe!
If it were real pretentiousness, those stick trees would have been magical and they would have sucked that bitch's annoying cellphone conversation out of the air. Or they would have sent out creeping tendrils and pulls her in, swallowing her up forever!
When I was in Dallas I ate at a place called the "peapod" or something similar. Best chicken fried steak I have ever had. It was near or in the gay "block" of Dallas. Ok maybe 2 blocks. Please correct me Dallas LJers if I'm wrong. It seemed like a very small gay area with smaller gay bars located in other parts of the city.
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If it were real pretentiousness, those stick trees would have been magical and they would have sucked that bitch's annoying cellphone conversation out of the air. Or they would have sent out creeping tendrils and pulls her in, swallowing her up forever!
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