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wooferstl

Movin' In, Movin' Out

May 17, 2006 15:43

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egbubba May 17 2006, 20:55:34 UTC

I think that work-related roommates would sort freak me out. How does that work for you and any semblance of a personal life?

"Hey, I'm out to have my hands cuffed and butt plowed. Don't wait up!"

wooferstl May 18 2006, 14:07:36 UTC

Well, i've been sitting in my room with my leather restraints on online...but yeah, it's kinda weird. Then again, we work long hours and it's only three nights a week, so i can hang. As long as he doesn't go snooping in my closet...with all the goodies i brought up for Bear Pride/IML, he'd definitely get an eye-opener!!

The Cat's Curiosity egbubba May 18 2006, 15:25:20 UTC

*Woofer gets home early and and finds...*

Woofer: What the fuck are you doing in my closet?!
Roommie: Um...is all this stuff yours?
Woofer: Yeah. Why?
Roommie: Um...what does this one do exactly?
Woofer: Well, it tightens around you dick and balls.
Roommie: Oh. Why would you want to do that?
Woofer: It makes your boner super hard, and your orgasm really intense?
Roommie: Really?
Wooder: Really.
Roommie: Um...could you show me how that works exactly? How...I'd get it on?
Woofer: Well. If you want. That there particular item is a little tricky. You'd definitely need some help getting it on.
Roommie: Did I ever tell you how I use to play cowoboys and indians as a kid? Some of this other stuff reminds me of that. But first, show me the stuff that leads to a really intense orgasm.
Woofer: Well, if you want really intense, it's best to have a buddy control that. Cowboys and indians, eh ( ... )

Re: The Cat's Curiosity egbubba May 18 2006, 15:45:53 UTC

You know, I really shouldn't do this kind of creative writing at work. Now I've got a problem: I can't leave my desk with this chubby snaking down my Dockers and a wet spot forming on my thigh. Seriously. Besides, I'm probably just projecting on your roommie anyway. Feel free to substitute "EGBubba" for "Roommie", and re-title it "EGBubba comes to visit Woofer and Kiwi in The Show Me City."

Thread 5

jefferzephyr May 17 2006, 20:57:44 UTC

Have fun buddy.

wooferstl May 18 2006, 14:07:54 UTC

It was really fun, thanx!!

durabear May 17 2006, 21:07:45 UTC

Philly Philly Philly Philly Philly Philly!

(Oh, and hope no rain tonight :-) )

wooferstl May 18 2006, 14:09:27 UTC

You're only saying that because you wanna tie me up and use me for your own "teddy bear in bondage". Hmmm...
...let me join you:
"Philly Philly Philly Philly Philly Philly!"

durabear May 18 2006, 16:03:44 UTC

hehehe

guilty.

jbear70 May 18 2006, 00:45:37 UTC

Yea, hail in the Loop tonight around 5:30 or so. I bet the game was at least delayed.

wooferstl May 18 2006, 14:10:01 UTC

We saw a lot of hail on the way in, but it was only a 50 minute delay! Good times!!

jbear70 May 19 2006, 00:54:48 UTC

And I hear the Cubs won too. Can't beat that.

gearjock May 18 2006, 01:11:32 UTC

TONIGHT ON "BACC CONFIDENTIAL" ..... LOL

wooferstl May 18 2006, 14:10:59 UTC

Yeah, pretty tabloid, eh? But i figured it was only fair.