One of my former lovers forgot to take off his metal cock ring int he Oakland airport. They had to call in all sorts of people to verify that it wasn't a threat, Including a big black cop that I watched come out of the office exclaiming "they pulled me in for THAT". I felt bad and was rolling with laughter at the same time.
That happened to me once when i was wearing my everyday cockring and one hurried Thursday afternoon i forgot to take it off at O'Hare. Now, i'd done this in the past, but usually caught it while waiting in the queue. i got pretty good at holding my coat and/or bag over the front and getting it off of my one-handed. This time the line was short and i forgot it. After i beeped the second time, i did the self-patdown and then realised it was the ring. As i walked into the exam area i shoved my hand in my pants and before the security guy could say "hey, wai.." i had fished it out. He just said "i don't want to know where that was...here put it in this tray". He just shook his head and gave a nervous laugh as he wanded me.
As for this picture, i took my bag, took off the top layer of t-shirts and shot it. Cut out the bedspread, dropped in a black background and hit the negative effect button. Then fiddled with the red and blue levels and voila!, one x-ray pic faked. The ziploc bag has my rubber gloves and mask, you can see the new gag
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If you follow the "everyday cockring" link, you'll find that i was wearing it pretty much 24/7 for several years. And yes, at first all i thought about was it and Dad. But after all that time, it became a part of me so it felt weird not wearing it. When i started traveling, i really had to remember to take it off for those twice-weekly flights. Fortunately, this one time i had cool security guards.
Wow, this is a new toy I never heard of. I need to get out more often. And if this is what you bring to Minneapolis, I can't wait what you're going to bring to Houston for LUEY & to Dallas for TBRU. Speaking of forgetting, remember in my post when I flew back from New Orleans back to Chicago? One thing I left out of the story when the woman skipped me and let her know how I felt about her rude move, I forgot to take off my shoes. And at the same time, I was wearing my overalls, so I blew the alarm up.(I wore my overalls because it was more comfortable when I had my wallet & cellphone in the top pockets while sitting down. It's very uncomfortable wearing my regular jeans while sitting in those small airport seats with the cellphone & wallet in those regular jeans pockets. They don't make those airprots seats for us fat boys.) I know you choose the Pet Shop Boys song for this subject but I would've thought of Bonnie Riatt's "Let's Give Them Something To Talk About" or Janet Jackson's "Whoops Now". LOL!!! Take care & Big Bear Hugs.
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As for the x-ray pic, how did you get that?
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As for this picture, i took my bag, took off the top layer of t-shirts and shot it. Cut out the bedspread, dropped in a black background and hit the negative effect button. Then fiddled with the red and blue levels and voila!, one x-ray pic faked. The ziploc bag has my rubber gloves and mask, you can see the new gag ( ... )
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hope your trips are all safe and comfy!!!
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LOL!!! Take care & Big Bear Hugs.
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And now I know what I'm getting Don for Valentines day. ;)
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