One-liners.

[wooed]

This evening, while pulling into Fred Meyer and dusting off the Winco white trash residue, we saw a shiny, 80's-core Porsche pulling out to our side.

Robert screams, "That was Oates! Of Hall & Oates!"

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[ryryguy]

Hi meagan.

[wooed]

Dude, how are you, Ryan?

It feels weird to be back on Livejournal.

[ryryguy]

I miss our talks and long walks. :(

[wooed]

Sigh, I miss you, long walks over the internets.

[fruiteusmaximus]

Man, all I get at Fred Meyer is guys trying to bum cigarettes off of me. :(

[wooed]

This was the completely massive Fred Meyer out in Gresham, which is the asshole of Portland. Everyone already has their Marlboros and the bums are too picky to hangout in such a shithole area.

[gatsby]

I saw Hall in a restaurant in Hollywood. Wow, two hot lesbians on skateboards. Are you sure you don't live in California? LOL.

[wooed]

Between us both, we've practically seen them in concert.

Portland's full of the gays- it's a very common sight which may make it an uncomfortable place to live in if you're of the phobic persuasion. It was the part about them being on skateboards that made the sighting more unusual for me.

[fruiteusmaximus]

Okay, dude. I was just at Fred Meyer today and what comes on the radio? "Out of Touch."

I SO thought of you.

[wooed]

Aww, I'm touched!

I swear I didn't mean for that to be a pun when I was typing it. But it is a good pun...

[mister_punchy]

Hey, sostark netted me as a Swoon contributor, and I ritualistically log my own Encounters With Portland Freaks, so I went an' added you...

[wooed]

Hello, Mr. Punchy! It's nice to meet you and add you to my Portland-LJ-Friends collection.