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[woodypants]

Oh snap, I've been elected the new Pope. I'm not even Catholic, but hey I must accept.

in other news I finished my last short story of the semester. Amazing. Why are my endings always tragic or disturbing? Oh, such is life.

Comments

[cheeseandchalk]

i hope you have come to your senses, holy father, and realised that the back of the book is not just there for fun. it has one sole purpose, to inform the reader. and that is all.

[kicklecubice10]

haha ILL VOTE FOR YOU!

[iamnotawho]

amen for the end

[kokushibyou]

too bad you aren't as big as Jesus in his prime or the virgen de guadalupe because then your face would in many latino homes all over the world in the form of either a candle or a ridiculous statue....right next to the low riders.

[woodypants]

but i am found in bread and the occasional cantelope...mmm cantelope

[cellardoorsaint]

I would love to read some of your short stories, dude. Email: CellarDoorSaint@aol.com. I hope this year went awesomely for you.