Oh whatever

[woodfloors]

I love trying to buy booze and cigarettes. I look like I'm 12, which I love, don't get me wrong, but it confuses people. They see me holding a 6 pack or asking for Camel Lights and they start to use their big, important person voice. They ask me for ID and you can almost hear them thinking, "Ha, this underage girl is gonna try to pull a fast one

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[osker_alright]

can we go live in cooter missouri together. We can live in a shack on the edge of town and the people at the corner store will call us dykes when we're not around but be super polite to our faces...

[woodfloors]

I'm open to moving to Cooter, Missouri with you although I'm not sure how our cats would get along.

[osker_alright]

my cat loves everyone. but other kitties think he's "too" friendly.

[damnhippie]

Remember when we went to pride less than a year ago and you made fun of me and called me a snob for drinking wine?