Sometimes...my family never ceases to amaze me...

For about a good hour and a half, I was sitting in my living room, with my laptop on a fold out table. My dad was sitting on the opposite couch. Deciding it's late and time for bed, I get up, shut the laptop and place it on the couch next to me. I fold up the table, lift it up, and proceed to put it ( Read more... )

During the process of cleaning out of the home computer...

Father: Are you deleting the cookies?
Me: I am. Why? Do you not want me to?
Mother: Why are you deleting cookies? They're delicious.

Sadly, I couldn't tell if she was kidding or not.

On the ride home from work...

Me: German seems like a clipped language, don't you think so?
Mother: "Heil Hitler!"
Me: *stares*
Mother: What? That's all the German I know. I wouldn't know if it sounds clipped or not.
*sigh*

I hope that I can go to the beach again (or anywhere really) with people (maybe another over night?). That was the best weekend ( Read more... )

My mother: "Tyler, why is there a grapefruit in the bathtub?!"
Tyler, with an innocent look on his face: "What? Why are you blaming me? A ninja could have snuck into our house and put it there!"

Oh, what a day. Grapefruit in the bathroom and ninjas in the house.

1. List ten things you want to say to people but you know you never will.
2. Don't say who they are, use people only once.
3. Tag at least 3 other people who you want to do this.

1. I'm so sorry we're not as close as we used to be. I wish things were different sometimes. I wish I could build a time machine and go back to when it was just you and me ( Read more... )