[video] one (hundred pints of beer later)
[There is an extremely large, fuzzy caterpillar in the looking glass!]
The hell is this . . . oh, right.
[The image zooms out from England's eyebrow and onto his somewhat flushed face. Judging by the number of bottles behind him, he is either inebriated or well on his way to it.]
Er, why is this thing on again? Right, I had something to say to you all. What was it again . . . something about books . . . ah, yes! Just wanted all the newcomers to know that it's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. Not Alice in Wonderland, that's an American travesty that should have never existed. Blasted pillock ruins all of my works with his stupid CGI and his stupid Hollywood and his stupid cinemas . . . should have left him to starve, the ungrateful brat . . . see how he would have liked being raised by France, probably would have been molested the minute they were alone together.
Anyway, s'a great book. Great book. If you haven't read it yet, you should. Hold on, never mind, forgot we were stuck in this world. Pity, it probably would have given you lot a great deal of information about Wonderland. Too late now, guess you should have read it beforehand instead of whatever you were doing, AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
By the way, in case the Roleholders are watching. I love this book. I don't appreciate it being twisted beyond comprehension. So when I find you, I'm going to take my first-edition signed copy and I'm going to shove it up your arse so hard you'll be choking on the pages for months! Only you won't be able to, on account of having no mouth, because by then I'll already have chopped your head off and set it on fire! How's that for irony, eh?
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get so drunk that I won't be able to remember this conversation tomorrow.
[England is drunkety-drunk-drunk! Any conversations with him will probably result in him getting naked, violent, weepy, or nostalgic. Possibly all at once.]
The hell is this . . . oh, right.
[The image zooms out from England's eyebrow and onto his somewhat flushed face. Judging by the number of bottles behind him, he is either inebriated or well on his way to it.]
Er, why is this thing on again? Right, I had something to say to you all. What was it again . . . something about books . . . ah, yes! Just wanted all the newcomers to know that it's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. Not Alice in Wonderland, that's an American travesty that should have never existed. Blasted pillock ruins all of my works with his stupid CGI and his stupid Hollywood and his stupid cinemas . . . should have left him to starve, the ungrateful brat . . . see how he would have liked being raised by France, probably would have been molested the minute they were alone together.
Anyway, s'a great book. Great book. If you haven't read it yet, you should. Hold on, never mind, forgot we were stuck in this world. Pity, it probably would have given you lot a great deal of information about Wonderland. Too late now, guess you should have read it beforehand instead of whatever you were doing, AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
By the way, in case the Roleholders are watching. I love this book. I don't appreciate it being twisted beyond comprehension. So when I find you, I'm going to take my first-edition signed copy and I'm going to shove it up your arse so hard you'll be choking on the pages for months! Only you won't be able to, on account of having no mouth, because by then I'll already have chopped your head off and set it on fire! How's that for irony, eh?
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get so drunk that I won't be able to remember this conversation tomorrow.
[England is drunkety-drunk-drunk! Any conversations with him will probably result in him getting naked, violent, weepy, or nostalgic. Possibly all at once.]