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[Video: You’d think they’d show you a man, a woman or a child, but no. Enjoy your video feed of a brown raggedy stuffed bunny sitting on top of a cotton candy cart. A faceless man keeps the polka dot cotton candy spinning while the bunny watches with its single popped-out button eye.
A voice speaks, the voice coming from neither the bunny nor the faceless man. It seems to be coming from the carnival's speakers. The voice is obviously male.]
Oh~ ooooh~
Foreigners!!!
Welcome, foreign boys and girls to Wonderland! I’m the owner of the The Grand Perry Carnival! (That’s pronounced “grand”, a short “pe”, then a really long “wryyyyy”! The Grand Perry Carnival!) My name is William S. Perry, but you can call me Will. None of that formality stuff for me!
To all my new recruits, “Hi! Hi! A very special hi!” For all you other foreigners out there, a simple “hi” will do. You’re all welcome to my carnival. There’s a free pass for all. Don’t worry about paying! I’m sure you can’t afford 1000 watts worth of smiles. That would ruin your Fugolini gland and we wouldn’t want that.
But please remember: You break it, you fix it. You fix it, you probably break it some more. You break it again and we break you. But don’t let that spoil your fun, okay? You can stay in the carnival overnight even, there’s park benches and carnival food enough for everybody.
War? Pooo~ don’t worry about that kind of stuff for now.
Cotton candy? It’s freshly spun~
A voice speaks, the voice coming from neither the bunny nor the faceless man. It seems to be coming from the carnival's speakers. The voice is obviously male.]
Oh~ ooooh~
Foreigners!!!
Welcome, foreign boys and girls to Wonderland! I’m the owner of the The Grand Perry Carnival! (That’s pronounced “grand”, a short “pe”, then a really long “wryyyyy”! The Grand Perry Carnival!) My name is William S. Perry, but you can call me Will. None of that formality stuff for me!
To all my new recruits, “Hi! Hi! A very special hi!” For all you other foreigners out there, a simple “hi” will do. You’re all welcome to my carnival. There’s a free pass for all. Don’t worry about paying! I’m sure you can’t afford 1000 watts worth of smiles. That would ruin your Fugolini gland and we wouldn’t want that.
But please remember: You break it, you fix it. You fix it, you probably break it some more. You break it again and we break you. But don’t let that spoil your fun, okay? You can stay in the carnival overnight even, there’s park benches and carnival food enough for everybody.
War? Pooo~ don’t worry about that kind of stuff for now.
Cotton candy? It’s freshly spun~