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Who is rich? One who is happy with what he has ( Read more... )

If I was a guy I would be a “pimp,” HELL YEAH!!! *scratches mentally like a man and chugs imaginary beer*

Sounds a lot like this life…deja voo?

‘Manda get your gun

OMFG!!!! We are fixing my beautifull, slightly mangled car!!! AHHHHHH!!! It shall be completly fixed in three weeks!!! YAAAAAAAYY!!! I love me some Batley!!! All he needs fixed is an oil change, new battery, of course gas, new spark plugs just cuz, new head light which we are borrowing off another vehicle, some slight electrical rewiring, some ( Read more... )

I may never get married...

In order to recognize our self-image, we can no longer identify with it. In other words, we have to learn how to objectify our own mental processes.

-Matthew Flickstein, Journey to the Center

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