Monocles are quite sexy

[wolfieziri]

Title: Overworked and Underpaid
Rating: NSFW
Series: Devil May Cry
Characters: A man formerly called The Dark Knight Sparda, and Eva
Summary: Sparda does work around the house, because Eva says so. ♥
Notes: This is not the Sparda you thought he was. Born from conversations in a car on the way to an airport. Also, Eva gets what she wants. Every time

Comments

[plotbunnydoom]

*incoherent*

This is kind of the best het pairing ever to exist. HOT. *flaily dance*

... It's kind of amazing Eva didn't get pregnant faster then she did.

[wolfieziri]

I am so broken for this pairing now. Do want. Also do want Sparda icons that I can use for these posts. Preferably with monocle.

Sparda kinda fixed that I'm sure. > > HE WOULDN'T WANT HER PREGNANT UNTIL HE KNEW SHE WOULDN'T KICK HIM OUT FOR GOOD. D:

[plotbunnydoom]

Do want. *grabby hands*

I imagine he also wanted to do this thing properly and marry her first. :D

[wolfieziri]

Yes. Yes he would.

But he's afraid that he might not be able to convince her to wear the pretty wedding dress. D: