Hokai. Just in case there's anyone getting lost and confused, I'm making a timeline thing. So that everybody can keep track, including me. XD
This will also have links to bits written by other people, as
foxinabox jumped in on this, and
lexkixass was dropping hints at claiming bits for herself as well. Eeee, funtimes. X3
So anyway! Timeline goodness had by all! :D
Oh, and one last warning, this fic is a product of bad!Ziri, so I'm playing around with dark themes and funtimes and partyscenes and things like that. No drugs, but the yakuza might get involved in it at some point.
ALL NUMBERS ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE AT ANY POINT.
This will get shuffled around frequently. With every new bit we write, this timeline will shift to reorient itself to the order the situations take place. I will do my best to keep this thing as coherent and up-to-date as possible. If I don't, feel free to smite me.
Bad Habits and Strange Addictions
Hit No. 00 -
Peer PressureHit No. 01 -
Start the AddictionHit No. 02 -
Ass Factory Story (written by
foxinabox)
Hit No. 03 -
Chance EncountersHit No. 04 -
Thinking (of you)Hit No. 05 -
Anywhere But Here---major time gap here, will be filled later---
Hit No. 06 -
Plots and Job Slots (written by
foxinabox)
---major time gap here, will be filled later---
Hit No. 07 -
Momentary PanicHit No. 08 -
Uncomfortable In Enclosed SpacesHit No. 09 -
Contents Under Pressure (co-written by
lexkixass and
wolfieziri)
---major time gap here, will be filled later---
Hit No. 10 -
I Am Your Stress Reliever---major time gap of doom here, will be filled later---
Hit No. 11 -
Yakuza Don't Play NicelyHit No. 12 -
Perfect Timing (written by
lexkixass and x-posted to my lj 'cause hers is f-locked like woah.)
Hit No. 13 -
Pardon Me for Bleeding---major time gap here, will be filled later---
Hit No. 14 -
Vengeance Only Makes You Sicker---major time gap here, will be filled later---
Hit No. 15 -
Softly Sleeping---time gap here, will be filled later---
Hit No. 16 -
Love Me, (Don't) Leave Me Unnumbered Chapters
Meet the unknown 001 -
Hokai! I hope that helps.
Now, for author's notes time! Pay no attention to this bit, it's me, Fox, and Mina trying to hash out all the info for the AU we've created, so we don't goof somewhere along the line.
Name of company: Rokudaime Inc.
President: Tsunade (secretary is Shizune)
VP: Jiraiya
Department heads
Advertising: Yuuhi Kurenai
Communications: Hyuuga Neji
Finances (Accounting?): Yamanaka Ino
Inventory: Uzumaki Naruto
Jobs
Neji: Works two. Being a bit OCD himself, Lee and Tenten talked him into doing something else, as he was putting in way too many hours of overtime as it was. So, being the good (?) Hyuuga that he was, he took up the job at The Ass Factory to relieve stress. The days he works at the club, he works half-days at Rokudaime Inc.
Sasuke: Neji's partner at the club, and is barely scraping by financially. Neji offers to help him get a job at Rokudaime Inc., as long as Sasuke does him a favor in return. After a bit of negotiating, Sasuke agrees.
Anything else you guys want to add for anything? Lemme know, yeah?
Note to self: Contents Under Pressure as the title for the Neji/Sakura dressingroom/post dressingroom scene.